Archive for November 2009

INCH BY INCH

November 29, 2009

Finally someone has written a milder description of the future we face instead of “OH MY GOD WERE ALL GOING TO DIE TOMORROW”  he actually says the changes will be gradual (if were lucky) instead of Big Bang like.  The part that most of us already know is that there is damn little being done about it and instead we keep focusing on the growth model for the whole world.  His new revision to  GEO DESTINIES  will be out soon in which he will address the slow decline of available natural resources and how we can stumble through it to survival.

CHINA WILL NOT BE THE NEXT BIG DOG ON THE BLOCK! You read it here first.  I have come to the conclusion that China has already seen it day in the sun and it is downhill for them now.  Lots of factors enter into this call but I will focus here on just the internal problems they have with resources.  They have a huge water problem and being in drought doesn’t help .  A lot of their water is undrinkable and most of their rivers are dead (no life forms)  and they run so heavy with silt that new dams have a useful life of 30 years.  Their air is next to unbreathable now and they are putting into service 1 coal-fired power plant a week with no pollution control on the stacks.  They are already closing factories by the score and their export numbers have fallen by 25% and will fall more as economic problems deteriorate.   They depend on imported oil (and we know where that is going) they are already buying their own car production and storing them in huge lots.  The US is their biggest customer with our economy being 8 times the size of theirs, as we enter the next depression their exports will tank, creating huge social problems for them as people are put out of work, driven back to the countryside where life will be very hard.  They will have little time for becoming a world power they will be battling to keep their selves in power.

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DON RICKLES ON DEMOCRATS-OOPS A TIGER SCREWUP

November 29, 2009

I’ve been had.  I posted this supposedly Don Rickles piece only to be informed by a dear reader that I had screwed up.  So I looked it up and sure enough here’s the real author.   Although it is a phony it was still completely in Rickles style and was funny as hell.  I usually fact check my posts but not for originality of jokes so I hope I am forgiven.

 

A comic routine that is so close to the truth it hurts.

Only Don Rickles could get away with saying this stuff.

Hello, dummies! Look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid’s so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual.   Nevada  is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker… Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker… Want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she’s not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.

Charlie Rangel… Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He’s the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.

Barney Frank – he’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider… He and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they’re not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still heading up the financial system! Let’s all admit it… Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that’s right… he’s from   Massachusetts  .. That’s the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry — man of the people!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here’s a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a “lying weasel”, it may be time to retire.. Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the  Clintons  .. Even Rangel looks up to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you… Especially given your upbringing.. All you’ve overcome… I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? Gibbs does his best expositional work in the bathroom every morning.

As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama’s arrogant and aloof, but I don’t agree. Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas — so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.. Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record…. He actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As far as his administration — what with the tax cheat and lobbyists — well, in the words of Patches O’Houlihan, “It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.”

With all due respect.

FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR “HOPE AND CHANGE”… BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY.

IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

November 27, 2009

I’ve blogged on the Iraq birth defects and their possible causes.  Here’s the story once again from a different source.  The effects of our insanity are so grotesque that you want to cry when you read about the infant defects occurring 15 times as great as they were before the wars.

What gets only token coverage in all these articles on the problems caused by depleted uranium and other toxins we put into the air in our ME wars , is what it’s doing to our soldiers, their offspring, and their spouses.  Yet as with Agent Orange our dear government covers it up by saying there is no evidence that DU shells cause a problem.

THEIR IS ONLY ONE RESPONSE TO THIS  BULLSHIT!

WHAT YOU KNOW YOU DON’T KNOW

November 27, 2009

The MSM feeds us all the Michael Jackson, party crashing crap we can handle , but do they ever do any real news.  If it don’t bleed or slime we don’t know of it.  One of my favorite bloggers Juan Cole takes on the problem and gives you one solution.

DUBAI COULD BE THE TRIGGER

November 27, 2009

As you  know I’ve been looking for a trigger, just not this one.  Could it be? Max Keiser explains

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

November 26, 2009

NOW THIS IS A FREE RANGE TURKEY.  GET YOUR SLOW COOKER OUT.

MAY YOUR TURKEY TURN OUT  PERFECT..

CHEERS,  TIGER

 

SOME THINGS ARE JUST WRONG!

November 25, 2009

The posting of the 911 text messages from people in or calling to the Towers is an act that moves the Teabaggers up a notch , they have lost their last place standing of acts not fitting a human being.  The posting of these messages offends me so much I will not post a ling to any of them.  SHAME ON WIKELEAKS  for making them public.  I will avoid their site like the plague.