THE BIG GREEN CHECKMARK PLUS 5

As with a lot of government supported programs the big green checkmark is a perfect example of not enough thought put into the system.  What we need is a system that informs us of the toxicity of the rest of the food chain.  So in the spirit of making the system better I would suggest the following color coded system,

RED= INSTANT HEART ATTACT

ORANGE = BY PASS SURGERY REQUIRED

YELLOW = HIGH CHOLESTEROL GUARANTEED

BLUE = EAT LESS THAN ONCE A WEEK

GREEN = GOOD CHOICE YOU MIGHT LIVE TO 60

BROWN = HEALTY AS HELL ! BUT TASTES LIKE SHIT

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One Comment on “THE BIG GREEN CHECKMARK PLUS 5”

  1. Junior Says:

    How about brown, for tastes like shit?


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