SAME OLE LONESOME ROAD

The Value Voters Conference has spoken!  Mike Huckabee is voted the Chosen, to run for President in 2012, beating out Palin, Pawlenty, Romney by more than 2 to 1.

When asked to name their top issues, take a wild guess,

abortion, protection of religious liberties, same-sex marriage and tax cuts.

The ole horse must be getting a little tired they forget to throw in guns.

Every damn day they have me praying for the Rapture to take them today, God I’m sick of hearing the same ole bullshit cycle after cycle.

Never mind they are loosing their jobs, can’t afford their health care, afraid their new neighbour  will be gay and convert their son to the life, Obama will replace their bible with the Koran, and their next presidential candidate will be the result of an abortion.

Rapturing them up is the only answer, you can’t talk common sense to them , they have one track on their tape and it plays in a loop.  God, Gays ,Guns, Taxes , Abortion.  More God, No Gays, Less Taxes, NO abortions, I want my bible.  Please God (whoever you may be) take them up now.

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